Tomorrow is my best friend's birthday.
And all I wanted was a fucking plain white hat to write ‘Happy birthday Crystal!’ on, and we don’t have one. Liiike, what the fawk. She went all out for me last year too, so I’m seriously such an asshole. Maybe I’ll wake up an hour or so early and make her some cookies. She hasn’t even said anything but I can’t help but wonder if she’s expecting...
So I barely do this but here it goes… This bitch on facebook is like -“omg you just love pissin’ me off, and u add every gurl in the facebok world juss to piss me off dude. all u want is ass from random chicks and i luv you and you keep hurtin me. ur a liar and u shuld just stop adding these random hose!.” Lol, seriously? SERIOUSLY? aahaha. My ex adds girls he...
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Cross the line if you cut.
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CHUM IS FUM.
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
mewmewcats: All these skinny, beautiful girls saying how they are fat. Be quiet, before I rip your “tummy” off and make it a hat.
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Going to shower now,
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