And all I wanted was a fucking plain white hat to write ‘Happy birthday Crystal!’ on, and we don’t have one. Liiike, what the fawk. She went all out for me last year too, so I’m seriously such an asshole. Maybe I’ll wake up an hour or so early and make her some cookies. She hasn’t even said anything but I can’t help but wonder if she’s expecting something from me tomorrow. I mean, McCale and I bought her $80.00 worth of stuff from bath & body works, and we still want to buy more, but still. I just wanted it to be special for her. Her family isn’t even making her a cake this year. And presents are pretty much out of the question for them. Someone should tell me some quick stuff I could throw together for her in my ask please? Blehh. Goodnight guizze.